Need some random comments? Well here is the ultimate list, compiled by me.

How did I come up with all of this? I collected them from around the internet, mostly on Reddit. They are typically common, so not copyrighted or trademarked. These can be used as dialog in your writing, or you can use them for commenting on blog posts, or however you please.

1. I’m gone
2. Faster than a speeding bullet
3. Don’t get me wrong
4. What the fish?
5. Fight tooth and nail
6. I couldn’t care less
7. Really bad marketing idea
8. Forget about it
9. I don’t need this!
10. Stupid man syndrome
11. How’s that for
12. I’m shaking
13. I spoke too soon
14. Get leg over
15. I’m out of here
16. Fighting words
17. Forget everything and run
18. Forget it, got my orders.
19. If worst comes to worst
20. What’s on my mind?
21. Not guilty
22. Flip the bird
23. Oh, for cryin’ out loud
24. I wasn’t brought up in the woods to be scared by owls
25. Don’t have a prayer
26. Take a joke
27. I need it yesterday
28. If you want a thing done well, do it yourself
29. Why that doesn’t surprise me?
30. Never fear
31. Don’t give up your day job
32. I couldn’t ask you to do that
33. Don’t give a tinker’s damn
34. Get me a beer
35. Oh, for pete’s sake
36. Drunk and disorderly
37. How’s every little thing?
38. If you want peace, prepare for war
39. What the devil?
40. Bite me!
41. Feast one’s eyes on
42. I’m shaking in fear
43. I’m listening
44. Don’t hang up
45. Never darken my door again
46. See ya
47. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater
48. See you next time
49. Feel hard done-by
50. I don’t have time to catch my breath
51. I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw
52. Don’t go any further
53. What say you?
54. Get lost
55. Hug the porcelain god
56. See with half an eye
57. What the blazes?
58. Stupid but funny
59. Drive someone bonkers
60. That’ll do.
61. Feed the kitty
62. Nearly jump out of skin
63. What the buck?
64. No use crying over spilt milk
65. Fate worse than death
66. Don’t go there
67. Oh, dear
68. I gotta fly
69. Don’t worry
70. Drive someone up the wall
71. Don’t forget units
72. Forget the haters.
73. What the doctor ordered?
74. How strange, etc. is that?
75. Don’t get your panties in a bunch
76. Drag ass out of somewhere
77. You’re joking!
78. Why men rule?
79. Far from the madding crowd
80. Why the long face?
81. See which way the cat jumps
82. Don’t tell a soul
83. First hand
84. No where to be found
85. Don’t give a shoot
86. Drive up the wall
87. What the eye doesn’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve over
88. Don’t forget to update your resume
89. No way jose
90. I would not wish on
91. Thick-skulled
92. Don’t give a tinker’s curse
93. Get lucky
94. Don’t get your bowels in an uproar!
95. Forget I said anything
96. Dressed to kill
97. Easy does it!
98. Don’t forget to subscribe
99. Not to care a rap
100. How the other half lives
101. My lips are sealed
102. Don’t forget to write
103. Fat and sassy

104. Oh, baby
105. I could spit!
106. Fighting chance
107. How’s the world treating you?
108. How does that grab you?
109. Drain the dragon
110. Fight your way out
111. I’ve got to fly
112. See which way the wind is blowing
113. Don’t give a whoop
114. What’s really going on?
115. No win, no fee
116. What the flip is going on”?
117. Dressed to the teeth
118. No matter how you slice it
119. Fight with
120. See you later, alligator
121. How’s that again?
122. I could tell you but then i’d have to kill you
123. Oh, dear god
124. How dumb do you think I am?
125. See with the naked eye
126. Get liquored up
127. I’ve been there
128. Drive to the edge
129. Ease off
130. Fight tooth and claw
131. Really bad joke
132. Don’t have a cow, man
133. Why do you ask?
134. Never give a sucker an even break
135. I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole
136. I can take it or leave it
137. Drunk as a lord
138. Float on air
139. What’s next to the moon?
140. No, no, a thousand times no!
141. Not to mention
142. Bite off more than could chew
143. Drive up
144. See ya ’round
145. Don’t give me any of your lip!
146. Nail in coffin
147. I’m outa here
148. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
149. How the land lies
150. I dread to think
151. But at what price
152. Don’t have a pot to piss in
153. Don’t give a shoot meter
154. Not to be sneezed at
155. See you next year
156. Eat someone alive
157. My house is your house
158. I’m history
159. See you in another life
160. Don’t give a monkey’s
161. See what you know
162. Forget it, cuz. It don’t even matter.
163. See you next summer
164. Couldn’t drag me away
165. Forget it, I got my orders.
166. Stupid dumb idiot club
167. Feed someone a line
168. No way! Are you serious?
169. How time flies
170. Drive the porcelain bus
171. I take the fifth
172. Drive to do
173. Oh, dear lord
174. Why paint cats?
175. Fight to the death
176. Eat out of house and home
177. I’m there!
178. I know what you mean
179. Forget it, drive on.
180. Why should the fire die?
181. I can live with that
182. I doubt that
183. Feel hot and cold
184. Don’t give it a thought
185. Don’t worry your head about it
186. I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
187. How they hanging?
188. Joined at the hip
189. Drive to distraction
190. Drive someone around the bend
191. How’s the wife?
192. I’d rather face a firing squad than do
193. Get laid
194. Not a ghost of a chance
195. Drive round the bend
196. Don’t give two hoots
197. Nail someone to the wall
198. Don’t give a stuff
199. Oh, for the love of
200. See you again
201. Bite my ass
202. Drive round the twist
203. Easy as falling off a log
204. Never been better
205. I wet myself
206. Eat like a horse
207. If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
208. Eat it up
209. Get lost and die
210. Don’t give me that!
211. Firing on all cylinders
212. I love it!
213. Don’t give a fig
214. I gave at the office
215. Fast and furious
216. Forget everything, let’s party
217. I will believe it when I see it
218. I can’t accept that
219. Drag down
220. Why didn’t I think of that?
221. Down and out
222. I don’t mind telling you
223. What the hack?
224. Don’t give a bugger
225. Don’t have a nice day
226. I kid you not
227. Don’t go there girlfriend
228. See what I wanna see
229. You must be joking!
230. Don’t you wish!
231. See you in church
232. Don’t have a leg to stand on
233. No way out
234. Don’t hate
235. What’s on tap for today?
236. No way man
237. See you around, sam!
238. Drag heels
239. Flog a dead horse
240. First crack at
241. Don’t waste your time
242. Drive to drink
243. If you believe that, you’ll believe anything!
244. I blame the cannabis
245. Drive the big bus
246. Feed to the lions
247. Nearly fall off chair
248. Not a glimmer
249. Eat out of hand
250. Not to stand on ceremony
251. Drive someone nuts
252. What the papers say?
253. Drive someone crazy
254. Idiot pills
255. Why don’t you love me?
256. Not a dog’s chance
257. Don’t give houseroom
258. Don’t get up
259. Oh, crap, it’s monday
260. I stand corrected
261. Icing on the cake
262. I’m outie
263. How the mighty have fallen
264. Why does this always happen to me?
265. I can accept that
266. Far from it
267. What’s my name?
268. I don’t want to alarm you, but
269. If you can’t stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen
270. Get me out of here
271. Drag feet
272. How’s tricks?
273. Down and dirty
274. Nail someone‘s hide to the wall
275. It’s your funeral
276. Dressed to the nines
277. Why the freak?
278. Drag name through the mire
279. Fate is sealed
280. Don’t go away
281. Don’t have a clue
282. If that don’t beat all!
283. Never fails
284. I wouldn’t put it past
285. Bite my shiny metal ass
286. Faster than a cat lapping chain lightning
287. Don’t give a rat’s ass
288. What’s on?
289. I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole
290. Eat like a bird
291. My heart bleeds for you
292. Judge a book by its cover, one can’t
293. Really deep thoughts
294. Drag over the coals
295. What the flip are you talking about?
296. I’m not kidding
297. What the moon brings?
298. I couldn’t agree more
299. Judge not, lest ye be judged
300. Drive to despair
301. Fast and loose
302. Forget ’em if they can’t take a joke
303. What the deuce?
304. How’s the family?
305. Howling drunk
306. Why do I bother?
307. Bite the bullet
308. I don’t want to wear out my welcome
309. Easier said than done
310. Judge between
311. How goes it?
312. I doubt it
313. Hug the porcelain goddess
314. Butt of a joke
315. No win situation
316. See what I mean
317. Don’t give it another thought
318. What the butt?
319. First hundred years are the hardest
320. No love lost
321. Ease up
322. My gut tells me
323. Why does it matter?
324. Forget it, I got my assignment. rip.
325. I was up all night with a sick friend
326. What the heck fest?
327. My god
328. Don’t you dare
329. See you in a little while
330. Fight a losing battle
331. Oh, for the love of god
332. What’s new with you?
333. Get loose
334. Doom and gloom
335. What the crap?