Has this ever happened to you? You’re getting ready to give your Golden Retriever his antidepressant medicine. Usually, you take a piece of bread, tear it in half, and wrap his pill in one piece, then eat the other half yourself. But one day, you accidentally eat the half with the pill in it.

You might wonder why my Golden Retriever is on antidepressants. The vet suggested that his constant licking might be obsessive behavior and that the medication could help. Well, just to let you know, it didn’t help.

I was a little worried after I took his medicine. I called the veterinarian and told them. Get this—they laughed at me! Can you believe it? OK, maybe you can. Anyway, they told me not to worry and said I’d just be really happy for a while. I went about my business, and then something strange happened. I suddenly became motivated to clean my entire house. I did the best cleaning job I’ve ever done in my life.

This worried me a little. It got me thinking: should I be taking my dog’s medicine all the time? It really helps me focus. Do I have a problem focusing? I’m sure I don’t. But maybe I do. But probably not.