New Category Alert: Say hello to Brutally Honest Marketing Signs—a dose of sarcasm, sharp truths, and zero corporate fluff. If you’re tired of fake advertising and ready for marketing that actually tells it like it is, you’re in the right place.

Click to download the letter-size pdf or jpg of my cereal sign, the first of my brutal honesty marketing signs, and donate if you can.

These are not for resale, dammit. I worked on this sign for a good, hard ten minutes!

Tired of fake advertising? These sarcastic marketing signs tell the brutal truth.

I work in marketing for a small market that prides itself on organic, sustainable food. So, naturally, my job is to make everything sound wholesome and heartwarming.

But let’s be real—there’s a lot I wish I could say on those signs. Like:

“If your veggies last three months, maybe question your life choices.”
“Supermarket bread lasts forever because it’s basically a science experiment.”

But since I can’t slap that on the front window without getting fired, this will be my personal outlet for telling the cold, hard truth about food, shopping, and the ridiculous nonsense we all put up with.

If you’re tired of sugar-coated marketing fluff, welcome. You’re in the right place.

Why? Because the world is drowning in soulless corporate nonsense, and somebody has to say what we’re all thinking.

This is the first post, stay tuned for more!