Brutally honest ads are what happen when marketing stops lying through its teeth and just admits the product exists.

Sarcastic Marketing Promos: Brutally Honest Ads

1. Now with even more features you’ll never use.
2. Because apparently doing it the hard way was your favorite.
3. Now in new packaging, so you think something changed.
4. Mildly life-changing, if your life is extremely boring.
5. The premium version of something you already tolerated for free.
6. Engineered to impress people who were not going to care anyway.
7. It works. That’s the bar now.
8. For customers who love overpaying with confidence.
9. Slightly better than our last disappointing attempt.
10. So easy, even a sleep-deprived raccoon could figure it out.
11. Designed by experts, approved by people with suspicious taste.
12. A bold new step sideways.
13. Almost luxurious, in dim lighting.
14. Finally, a solution to a problem marketing invented.
15. The must-have item you absolutely did not ask for.
16. More sleek. More modern. Same basic nonsense.
17. Perfect for anyone committed to making unnecessary purchases.
18. You’ll use it twice and still defend buying it.
19. Built to last, unlike your attention span.
20. Not the best on the market, but definitely available.

Click to download the letter-size pdf or jpg of my cereal sign, the first of my brutal honesty marketing signs, and donate if you can.

These are not for resale, dammit. I worked on this sign for a good, hard ten minutes!