Here is a new “World’s Funniest” list of nouns, adjectives and verbs to enhance your Mad-Libs.

This list will make your mad-libs so hilarious that a suckling pig will meditate into a blood rage while a moronic karate instructor shares gum with a demon. (Do you see what I did there? I used mad-libs and my word lists to create those last few sentences. Awesome, huh?)

Nouns

1. Tentacle
2. Bagpipes
3. Whammy
4. Vandyke Beard
5. Stink Bomb
6. Black Magic
7. Loose Cannon
8. Teddy Bear
9. Meatwagon
10. Swampland
11. Skin And Bones
12. Godmother
13. Evil Eye
14. Chicanery
15. Tail Feather
16. Gizmo
17. Pandemonium
18. Great Power
19. Creepy-Crawly
20. Boogeyman
21. Mission from God
22. Elixir Of Life
23. Billy Goat
24. Wacko
25. Tabby Cat
26. Goblet
27. Gooseberry Bush
28. Enchantment
29. Dance of Death
30. Law Of The Land
31. Road-Kill
32. Controlled Substance
33. Rainbow Trout
34. Tribute
35. Houses Of Parliament
36. Peer Of The Realm
37. Holy Terror
38. Private Security Force
39. Wastepaper Basket
40. Eternal Damnation
41. Unnoticed Mango
42. Rocket Launcher
43. Personal Doodad
44. Barnacle
45. Thunderbird
46. Snake Pit
47. Superstructure
48. Smoked Salmon
49. Murderess
50. Werewolf
51. Doohickey
52. Dangling Modifier
53. Male Pattern Baldness
54. Ultraviolet Radiation
55. Night Watchman
56. Yorkshire Pudding
57. Borderline Psychopath
58. Object Of A Preposition
59. International Atomic Energy Agency
60. Path Of Least Resistance
61. Gangplank
62. Cloven Hoof
63. Hindquarters
64. Grandfather Clock
65. Sense Of Direction
66. Garbage Dump
67. Wizardry
68. Hood Ornament
69. Boa Constrictor
70. Search Warrant
71. Chocolate Eclair
72. Bread And Butter
73. Professional Wrestling
74. Supernatural Being
75. Covert Operation
76. Choo-Choo
77. Voodoo
78. Liquid Nitrogen
79. Tumbleweed
80. Gargoyle
81. Sasquatch
82. Packaged Goods
83. Underworld
84. Nuclear Explosion
85. Fish And Chips
86. Architectural Style
87. Scientific Instrument
88. Lawn Furniture
89. Turn Of The Tables
90. Sad Sack
91. Shooting Gallery
92. Theatrical Production
93. Lemon Tree
94. Raw Vegetable
95. Peripheral Vision
96. Horseradish
97. Megabucks
98. Internal Combustion
99. War Zone
100. Brass Knuckles

Adjectives

1. Tactical
2. No-Show
3. Troublemaking
4. Hydraulic
5. Lambskin
6. Wild-Eyed
7. Cranky
8. Woolly-Haired
9. Glowering
10. Tiger-Striped
11. Babbling
12. Bombshell
13. Nutcase
14. Departmental
15. Thrashing
16. Spiraling
17. Hotheaded
18. Over-The-Counter
19. Droopy
20. Lizard-like
21. Earthbound
22. Exterminating
23. Forensic
24. Overstuffed
25. Sidekick
26. Iron-Clad
27. Sleuthing
28. Well-Informed
29. Freaky
30. State of the Art
31. Bloodsucking
32. Provoking
33. Predatory
34. Self-Serving
35. Rumbling
36. Muddled
37. Creaky
38. Deadbeat
39. Taunting
40. Four-Poster
41. Smoking
42. Ultraviolet
43. Wannabe
44. Sheepish
45. Murderous
46. Flat-Footed
47. Ransacking
48. Cold-Blooded
49. Bad-Tempered
50. Turn Of The Century
51. Hand-To-Hand
52. Well-To-Do
53. Devouring
54. Disruptive
55. Squeaking
56. Splattering
57. Foam Rubber
58. Diehard
59. Squirting
60. Hollering
61. Secondhand
62. Ambient
63. Devilish
64. Burned-Out
65. Shackled
66. Overactive
67. Scratching
68. Aggravated
69. Rubbery
70. Hunched
71. Delinquent
72. Winged
73. Body-Armored
74. Shuddering
75. Kidnapping
76. Screaming
77. Mangled
78. Space-Aged
79. Sacrificial
80. High-Altitude
81. Spur-Of-The-Moment
82. Spineless
83. Necromantic
84. Moron
85. Buzzing
86. Harebrained
87. No-Nonsense
88. Explosive
89. Nonfat
90. Windswept
91. Rampant
92. Institutionalized
93. Chunky
94. Murmuring
95. Greaseproof
96. Piece Of Work
97. Nauseated
98. Sugarcoated
99. Melodramatic
100. Custom-Made

Verbs

1. Mythologize
2. Electrocute
3. Emphasize
4. Vaporize
5. Discard
6. Squash
7. Accompany
8. Firebomb
9. Assault
10. Morph
11. Batten Down
12. Lunge
13. Take Down
14. Surround
15. Carjack
16. Buckle
17. Burn Down
18. Disrupt
19. Bother
20. Denounce
21. Bandage
22. Unwind
23. Extend
24. Embarrass
25. Disassemble
26. Ambush
27. Flummox
28. Evaporate
29. Batter
30. Needle
31. Dig Up
32. Bombard
33. Enchant
34. Blitz
35. Exhaust
36. Catapult
37. Postpone
38. Countermand
39. Deafen
40. Scorch
41. Cheat
42. Force Back
43. Hustle
44. Unwrap
45. Brandish
46. Ignore
47. Nuzzle
48. Pound
49. Detach
50. Evolve
51. Bluster
52. Delight
53. Unhinge
54. Bewilder
55. Promenade
56. Blanket
57. Hang
58. Intercept
59. Playback
60. Isolate
61. Ransack
62. Shadow
63. Bounce
64. Fade Away
65. Disarm
66. Joust
67. Shove
68. Unfasten
69. Disconnect
70. Expose
71. Dazzle
72. Flatten
73. Blacken
74. Delouse
75. Transplant
76. Attack
77. Shatter
78. Demolish
79. Run Across
80. Knock Over
81. Distress
82. Rumple
83. Dabble
84. Bruise
85. Laminate
86. Rejuvenate
87. Insult
88. Rattle
89. Scandalize
90. Stare Down
91. Hammer
92. Suspend
93. Overload
94. Shrink
95. Shunt
96. License
97. Spread
98. Elevate
99. Devastate
100. Whirl