Here’s a useful list of random comments I’ve collected over the years that will help if your stumped on how to respond, writing dialog, or just commenting on Reddit.
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1. Get liquored up
2. If you want a thing done well, do it yourself
3. Get leg over
4. Drive someone around the bend
5. Judge between
6. Fight to the death
7. My gut tells me
8. Don’t waste your time
9. Hug the porcelain god
10. I’m shaking
11. Doom and gloom
12. No where to be found
13. Don’t give a fig
14. I don’t want to alarm you, but
15. Not to care a rap
16. Why that doesn’t surprise me?
17. I can live with that
18. Not to be sneezed at
19. What the blazes?
20. I take the fifth
21. I gotta fly
22. I don’t have time to catch my breath
23. Forget it, I got my orders.
24. If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
25. Fighting chance
26. Down and out
27. Don’t have a pot to piss in
28. No way in hell
29. Nearly fall off chair
30. What the fish?
31. Don’t give it a thought
32. Don’t go there girlfriend
33. See you next summer
34. Faster than a speeding bullet
35. Don’t get me wrong
36. Don’t tell a soul
37. Don’t give a shit
38. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater
39. Why men rule?
40. Don’t give a whoop
41. Judge not, lest ye be judged
42. Don’t hang up
43. Don’t give it another thought
44. I kid you not
45. Fate worse than death
46. Bite my ass
47. Feed the kitty
48. I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole
49. Oh, dear god
50. Fight tooth and claw
51. Oh, crap, it’s monday
52. Dressed to the nines
53. Drive someone up the wall
54. Bite me!
55. Feel hard done-by
56. Judge a book by its cover, one can’t
57. I’m listening
58. Drag heels
59. Forget it, drive on.
60. How’s the wife?
61. Don’t have a clue
62. Fast and loose
63. I’m outa here
64. I’m outie
65. I can accept that
66. Float on air
67. What the hell have i?
68. My god
69. Don’t you dare
70. I don’t want to wear out my welcome
71. I would not wish on
72. How the land lies
73. How time flies
74. Get me out of here
75. How’s the family?
76. No way out
77. What’s on?
78. I wet myself
79. I’m history
80. Don’t have a prayer
81. Bite off more than could chew
82. Really bad joke
83. No matter how you slice it
84. What the hell happened to me?
85. I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw
86. Forget ’em if they can’t take a joke
87. See what you know
88. What’s new pussycat?
89. I could spit!
90. I couldn’t ask you to do that
91. Oh, dear
92. Easy does it!
93. I’ve got to fly
94. Don’t worry
95. Fight your way out
96. Easier said than done
97. No win situation
98. Don’t get your bowels in an uproar!
99. See you later, alligator
100. See you again
101. Eat out of hand
102. I spoke too soon
103. What the doctor ordered?
104. I doubt it
105. What’s new with you?
106. Never fails
107. How dumb do you think I am?
108. See you in hell
109. Forget about it
110. I’m gone
111. Not guilty
112. Fighting words
113. See with half an eye
114. I know what you mean
115. Nail someone to the wall
116. Drain the dragon
117. No use crying over spilt milk
118. How strange, etc. is that?
119. I stand corrected
120. Why didn’t I think of that?
121. See with the naked eye
122. Far from it
123. See you in a little while
124. Never give a sucker an even break
125. If you believe that, you’ll believe anything!
126. Don’t have a nice day
127. I don’t mind telling you
128. Why the hell not?
129. Oh, for pete’s sake
130. Ease off
131. Forget it, I got my assignment. rip.
132. Don’t give two hoots
133. How’s every little thing?
134. But at what price
135. Fight with
136. Forget it, cuz. It don’t even matter.
137. Drive to despair
138. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
139. Oh, dear lord
140. Hug the porcelain goddess
141. How they hanging?
142. Oh, for the love of god
143. I can’t accept that
144. Why the long face?
145. Not a dog’s chance
146. Butt of a joke
147. Don’t have a cat in hell’s chance
148. What the eye doesn’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve over
149. How does that grab you?
150. Thick-skulled
151. Couldn’t drag me away
152. What the devil?
153. See what I mean
154. Stupid but funny
155. I’m not kidding
156. Get lost
157. Get loose
158. Don’t give up your day job
159. Forget the haters.
160. Eat out of house and home
161. Eat like a horse
162. No way jose
163. Not to stand on ceremony
164. Bitch alert
165. Drive round the bend
166. Don’t give houseroom
167. How’s the world treating you?
168. Why do I bother?
169. Don’t give me any of your lip!
170. Don’t forget to update your resume
171. Dressed to the teeth
172. My lips are sealed
173. Don’t give a shoot meter
174. Don’t give me that!
175. What’s on my mind?
176. See you around, sam!
177. Why the freak?
178. What’s really going on?
179. Don’t give a bugger
180. Drunk and disorderly
181. I wasn’t brought up in the woods to be scared by owls
182. I will believe it when I see it
183. Bite my shiny metal ass
184. I’ve been there
185. What the bloody hell?
186. What’s my name?
187. Don’t give a tinker’s curse
188. No, no, a thousand times no!
189. Forget I said anything
190. What the flip is going on”?
191. I can take it or leave it
192. See you next time
193. Feel hot and cold
194. Oh, baby
195. Stupid dumb idiot club
196. Stupid man syndrome
197. What the dickens?
198. How goes it?
199. Get me a beer
200. What say you?
201. What the buck?
202. See you in another life
203. How’s tricks?
204. Down and dirty
205. Don’t give a stuff
206. Feed to the lions
207. Don’t go any further
208. I was up all night with a sick friend
209. I’m out of here
210. I doubt that
211. No love lost
212. Why does it matter?
213. I couldn’t agree more
214. If that don’t beat all!
215. Why do you ask?
216. Nail in coffin
217. I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
218. Take a joke
219. What the flip are you talking about?
220. That’ll do.
221. Drive someone crazy
222. I need it yesterday
223. I’m there!
224. Don’t give a tinker’s damn
225. My house is your house
226. Don’t go away
227. What the papers say?
228. Flog a dead horse
229. Don’t forget to write
230. Drive round the twist
231. Get laid
232. What the crap?
233. Far from the madding crowd
234. Why does this always happen to me?
235. If worst comes to worst
236. Don’t get up
237. I’m shaking in fear
238. Ease up
239. Don’t go there
240. How’s that again?
241. How’s that for
242. Don’t you wish!
243. I’d rather face a firing squad than do
244. Don’t have a cow, man
245. Eat it up
246. If you want peace, prepare for war
247. What’s on tap for today?
248. First hundred years are the hardest
249. Drag name through the mire
250. Get lucky
251. Never fear
252. I don’t need this!
253. No way! Are you serious?
254. It’s your funeral
255. Fight tooth and nail
256. What’s next to the moon?
257. If you can’t stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen
258. See you next year
259. Easy as falling off a log
260. I gave at the office
261. Joined at the hip
262. See ya ’round
263. No way man
264. Firing on all cylinders
265. Nearly jump out of skin
266. Drive to distraction
267. Flip the bird
268. Why paint cats?
269. Don’t forget units
270. Don’t give a shoot
271. See you in church
272. See what I wanna see
273. Fate is sealed
274. You must be joking!
275. Drag over the coals
276. Bite the bullet
277. Oh, for the love of
278. Drive to do
279. How the other half lives
280. Really deep thoughts
281. Don’t give a rat’s ass
282. Drive someone bonkers
283. Drive up the wall
284. Don’t hate
285. See which way the cat jumps
286. Drive someone nuts
287. Why should the fire die?
288. Fight a losing battle
289. What the deuce?
290. Don’t worry your head about it
291. Don’t have a leg to stand on
292. Don’t give a monkey’s
293. Drive the big bus
294. Drive to the edge
295. Faster than a cat lapping chain lightning
296. Eat like a bird
297. Nail someone‘s hide to the wall
298. Forget everything, let’s party
299. What the butt?
300. Drive the porcelain bus
301. How the mighty have fallen
302. You’re joking!
303. Not a ghost of a chance
304. Feed someone a line
305. My heart bleeds for you
306. Never been better
307. Drive up
308. Dressed to kill
309. I couldn’t care less
310. Idiot pills
311. Drag feet
312. Drag ass out of somewhere
313. Not a glimmer
314. Eat someone alive
315. No win, no fee
316. Not to mention
317. Don’t forget to subscribe
318. I dread to think
319. I could tell you but then i’d have to kill you
320. I wouldn’t put it past
321. Forget it, shit happens. Drive on.
322. Drive to drink
323. What the heck fest?
324. What the moon brings?
325. Never darken my door again
326. Really bad marketing idea
327. Howling drunk
328. See ya
329. I love it!
330. Forget it, got my orders.
331. Don’t get your panties in a bunch
332. Get lost and die
333. Oh, for cryin’ out loud
334. Fast and furious
335. If that don’t fuck all!
336. I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole
337. Icing on the cake
338. What the hack?
339. See which way the wind is blowing
340. Forget everything and run
341. Drunk as a lord
342. First crack at
343. Feast one’s eyes on
344. I blame the cannabis
345. Why don’t you love me?
346. Drag down
347. First hand
348. Fat and sassy
